Hello, boys and girls. I may not have been very active as of late but when a company gets in touch with me, hands me a game and asks me for my honest opinion, I’m always willing to make the effort. Just saying, all you companies out there, you need me to review a game, I’m your guy! So for that reason, here’s a review of Darkarta.
It’s 2010, a whole eight years ago, and the game industry is a primitive thing… well, the HOPA part of it is. Back then the games were still called HOG (Hidden Object Game) and were despised by the gaming community. Casual, they said. Easy, they said. Casual? Easy? My ***!
Something something, old secrets, blah blah, old queens, humdeedum, exciting intro blurb, continuing with the somethings, apologies for hiatus, more blahing. I just can’t come up with an interesting blurb. Maybe I’ll replace this, maybe I won’t. You can still read the review!
Kamen Rider W returns in Kamen Rider W Returns… wow, that got… weird. Anyway, it’s time for yet another Kamen Rider movie. Whoopdee*******dee… huh? What’s this…?
I truly disliked the three first Haunted Hotels but played them out of a sense of… principle. I’ll admit they got better as they went a long but I was not looking forward to Charles Dexter Ward in the slightest.